1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes, crushed tomatoes, pointing to be laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: you guess, how? results put the wolf eat the lamb.
4. stones and cake fight, took a kick rocks into the sea hhhh cake once scored a pair of lovers private set for life, but the boys required military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate, she is thrown into the sea, the diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so they forever to shame. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!!
5. dumplings are boys or girls because the dumplings are the answer boys foreskin < br> 6. are called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird every day through a corn field he is very unfortunate, but one day a fire broke out patch of corn all the corn have become a little bird flew past the popcorn after hh that snow, cold in death h
9. What, you may want reunification of Taiwan? to buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Abo nothing Internet chat channel Age does creep up.
Antony: br> Antony: years. There is a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the expedition to find a lot of water! Lovelorn, I advised her: child ah? do not say hello?? (assuming they can speak) because hhhhhhhh hhhhhh .. because they are not familiar with
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? answer: pressure it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: to electrocution you!!! girls do not wear a bra place. Wang Xiaoya live interview on a show the audience and asked, )
20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice hhhhhhhhhh because the floor slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results have been playing staff out, but left alone the lamb inside the shop, may I ask why? 24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results of the glass hit by a car, coffee cup was all right, I ask why? coffee cup with ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. my hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; the second is black; third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty Ryoko bamboo, tall trees Mary Asia, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is one they carry me through another lonely night ; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when I was their spirit HIGH whom it ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, : idol called Chang I called it! Ying Ying bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh saying 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together. Beibei: We say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me look back to childhood!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ) strategy! Qin (food) What color is dung? answer: yellow because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man to jump off the roof h. h. From the results of twenty became a h. . die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. There was once a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. people who are the ancestors of peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (in thousands) < br> 35. Zhang Fei: Weapons hh which stay was about to write this diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time has finally not find a book to go in closing. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss. boss with a very low voice, said: Oh so expensive, but I only take 50 out. The voice said: . desk, even the windows were open, wind blowing from page to page diary hh quickly blown open when the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind KB's happened hh saw which stay screamed as he saw the last page reads: (Please pull down). hhhhh .. then pull h.... continue to widen h. fast, then pull that h can, eventually, pull a little bit of h.... mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnuts on the road to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah! a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help the passers-by walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, walk away a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah! a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet another tadpole, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! married a hawthorn walking in the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah! a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn road walk, walk the walk suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah! a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a way to go in the dumplings, I walked suddenly said I really want to be pack ah! a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach walking on the street, walked a sudden, I strongly ah ! a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Dinga! an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still to lying online ah! a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, met the bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us played eagle bear ah! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, walk walking suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, turned out to be electric saw to open the door just about finished blanket will be back, I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said: Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese people want to mine work. boss is American, he was German, said: people, he said: . Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, loudly called down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: ;
42. there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head of hh h
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand Mei said: red right hand, said: Oh , You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica it? because they're cold h..
45. There is a selling dumplings no snack bar business, so she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, and then sold that business will be good, but asked their home Such people do not eat dumplings, otherwise there will be KB's going to happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she look for remains. The next day her son to take lunch, but could not find So he went to the refrigerator to find a look and found a lunch box he thought was his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened a run at noon under the hop in the morning Why dumplings immediately obvious that the 10 becomes 5, he tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the! know why? because the dumplings stick the lid on the.
46. a plumber to apply for a job foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h.. After a minute h. foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h. . where you have to work? workers: sub-foreman forest hh: hh I have only heard over the Sahara �� 2 hhhhh .. Workers: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I really stepped blind dog feces would marry you. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a pair of lovers private set for life, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised today, after three years and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the message, his broken heart, despair, the ring thrown into the sea, three days after , the boat. boys to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite, a bite of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw??? ?????< br> Fish bones
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, he announced: . to Apple. only the horses! it Paozhuopaozhe fell into the sea. Therefore, it becomes a to the river. Later, he became However, making him appear a good few black stripes. a result, it becomes ; iron railings. , a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say:
52. One day, his girlfriend broke up with green beans .. he has been crying crying crying .... very sad ... the result ... he ... made ... bud ... the. ..
53. One day, cook your stools black stool to see the lump of white, black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! He said: are not stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h. Then the sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu to put him to eat but then the cat ate the mouse been h .. Why??? because the tiger could not tell silly mouse
55. a software company are looking for on this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out a paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, says: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language. So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully playing an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to the front in charge of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once dating brother brother suddenly fall in love today any connection with the electric toothbrush to toothpaste sister had a new neighbor: stylish Oh ~ ~ What is your name a date with me now ~ taste. snake said: blush. Rose and there is a place to self-cut flowers, buy cheap and beautiful self-roses, the occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her, and received the flowers he sent her look of total pleasure is inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, do not have to dual of the number of flowers, and ten representatives of florid really rose touching it! But she still hopes to hear him personally say, I asked eleven she rose on behalf of what he had only prevaricate. he was up to ask the flower eleven roses florid, flower growers, said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers! flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric, why do you put all eleven of each flower? he doubts asked, flower growers, said: buy ten get one because hhh ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked away, and saw a line of elderly people there are very the familiar, like his father Joseph, but he was not sure ~ ~ Then he decided to talk over with him. name is Joseph. He looked surprised, said: tears, looking at Jesus said: I see you, ah h Marionette
~~~must be also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers; the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh Tinker Bell into a. sources, because this song has a little-known story behind the h this Long is more ugly. and therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel so unwilling to see the jade h, while gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her only because of h When was the ugly as a contagious plague. The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h on the sad end of the fifth about the age when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room within
. In this way, until the body long hair from the waist to the floor, changed from white to dark red dress, was the mother of his mother found h Seeing cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she will embrace everything to your preference second daughter's fault. In this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, still hold the baby before he died, as if the think they will go along with her daughter a thing in her daughter's succession hh Under the plain gradually died. but always at night when the crows crow, came the faint sound of h! where the sound came, it was hanging between mother and child. And are they the only things inside the house, only that white face smiling doll! to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the cat face (the cat as the mascot of Japan), but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine the daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face and mouth this way, doll house placed in the Department spent over a hundred years h.. and for the country's policy in the lock after a series of wars, the massacre of a northern village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all, it is so, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, was was removed in this nearly sold last year around the doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of the faces of dolls to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country. But it is only collection of ordinary people Because of its agreeable appearance. This is such a sad story of a doll, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h.
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago China, friend scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play a game together this afternoon to go home, I walked out of h stone noticed a street lamp, on a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp he picked up the curious up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp suddenly cropped up in white smoke white smoke slowly slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon .. but dry, a bit of malnutrition he spoke: Who let me out? A Oh?? not have three up?? all have three adult? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. cough a few times, respectively, the three men who they spit a mouthful of saliva is three white smoke began to gradually rolled down, the dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic until the white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h, scissors or scissors, is no longer the only cloth fabric, cloth had successfully turned human! in a time of joy the two worry, just someone passing by here to see this scene, put him down to the record, this one is Mencius. He wrote: hhhhh. cloth successful, become a person. and then handed down to posterity remark, also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died, because public memorial, so the body freeze up with ice, and other public memorial's When you come out again. just the time the weather was very hot, there are drops of water after thawing in the body, seen in the next grandson, very tense shouting: replied: The man thought for a moment wish you h h h heard that cats have nine Mania 9 Mania you gave me .. it said .. God
slightly h. your wish come true one day, that person is free, want to die a death of boredom forget h h Mania Well anyway, 9 h. The results lay a train on the tracks open past the man was dead h. h Why is this?
for that station for the train The car has 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: Twenty years have also felt KB. When a red light. pol.ice side to see her looking at the traffic red light, green light red light changing h or parked in the road, motionless. Then the young lady traffic police came to ask: color do you like? h. feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends that she had recently with a man walking close to I can not believe do not want to believe because of h.. hh I really like her, but h.. the day I actually saw in the street She his holding hands with another very close instant laugh broke my heart hh hh. After I did find out that he h turned out to be medical students at home has opened a large hospital my third-rate university students A ratio on which hh .. I've been awake the past few days, or wanted to revive the feelings between us h.. I think for a long time decided to send her an apple a day, because I firmly believe that doctor away. point, we can listen to understand! Highway run into bad luck police rummage h h Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning. police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery to give him a ticket for 1 h says. not wearing a seatbelt 2. 3 driving without a license . speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ coffee diet: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc h
practice: 1, drink 500cc of water. 2 h. spilled the beans,
out one to pick up. three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back. life like stool, how are the appearance of tension, but not the same every time and life is like h. stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features! Life is like a stool, you never know, will pull What the stuff that life is like a stool .., how you want the results, how should first planted. Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts .. Life is like a fart stool, even if embellishment more beautiful, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. So, as we often say, their lives.
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have a potential homosexual tendencies !! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day a Girls High School physics teacher in a class on sick leave, 40 are female students who take classes will be looking forward to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher, a female classmate with a provocative phrase, said: Can we do school teachers , play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent child, said: ~ ~ Dear students good books away and examination now!
74. One day, his sister cried and ran back cockroach cockroaches father asked .. : .
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