Lu Guoping text
online just see a message that I could afford to smile: American big run in the disaster known as the fastest, most loving teacher of life's Fan Meizhong is consistent with the company's people-oriented, independent of the purpose of Therefore, despite the numerous teachers of Chinese netizens questioned Fan Meizhong, decisive invited the fastest run by Chinese netizens, laughing, China formally signed the contract agency.
you see here may be that some do not believe that is true, but the world is so strange, not to mention waste heat to generate electricity, turning waste into treasure, that is, in the era of Dan and alien trafficking old feudal Confucian books do not they earned a bowl full scoop over? Moreover, the teacher's absurd arguments Fan Meizhong really under criticism in the media rushed him famous, infamous, or do not bother is a good name, in today's pluralistic values and outlook on life of the debate today, the greater the greater his popularity, the whole society participation in public opinion more and more media hype, the commercial value of his growing, as long as the use of commercial advertising was clever! such as the door to the porn Edison Chen in the infamous endorsement of condoms, what health care products, but a negative social value of great teachers are not self-serving behavior of any penalty by the community, it is understood that his school principal in the outside world despite wave after the sound of a wave of retribution was not prepared to dismiss the teacher Fan Meizhong fled, businesses have to be a disguised The intention?
from Fan Meizhong moral trial, I always thought the key to his mistake or not his remarks, no matter what his liberal hold high respect for life and made the mad world panic does not matter, after all, today's society need to explore the values of freedom of expression and the normal, the United States in the democratic debate ugly good will can be demonstrated, and guide the society towards a healthy, civilized, order, itself, this is a great contribution to society, but the burden of proof that listening to users even if the teacher escape Fan Meizhong American freedom and respect for life that have to pay the legal costs of the State, and more do not take a basic set of traditional Chinese moral thought to ask the teacher bastard! people in your self-knowledge, the teacher who fled the dawn of the earthquake is not only failed to protect and settle their students, but fled after the shamelessly blatant or publicly promote its branded fashionable liberalism and respect for life and the banal statements selfish values, special is extremely shameful hateful! itself may be forgiven for the no management, and now our parent education departments and non-interference and deal with the scum of repaying the education front, but also a condoning of dereliction of duty and malfeasance!
duties, the soldiers can defend the country to give up the duties of security guards to give up the responsibility to defend all their own interests, regardless of other people's life and death, such a society is the ideal society you? sufficient vigilance it? followed by another point of view, the teacher Fan Meizhong reason confidently run away because of his preoccupation with himself, he truly loved only him and his daughter, even his own mother would not love Otherwise, if he truly loved his students, he would not run away have no shame, or even to call people recognize his deviant, alternative uninhibited reasonable, clever, and U.S. companies, please speak to escape the teacher Fan Meizhong even advertised Nike running shoes Fan Meizhong is to escape the teacher's personality, the love life of the advantages, but also to break out of the high-sounding Fan Meizhong flag, no doubt, promote these features in isolation, that makes sense, but if a person's personality and cherish life and the core of the whole community deviates from the values and ethics, it is not a life of virtue, but rather rebellious anti-social crime against humanity!
In fact, some experts express different views on the matter, said: series of seven brands of running shoes are mostly slow-moving species in the Western markets, and Fan Meizhong annual endorsement contracts only seventy thousand U.S. dollars, compared to Liu Xiang's advertising revenue in the same series as high as $ 2,500,000. As the ultra-low-cost advertising contracts actually set a company history, the lowest endorsement contracts, which are among the company received almost all the profits, though high-sounding moral claims of foreign, but to get maximum profit is the company's final consideration. major purpose of the company's corporate culture and dereliction of duty not need to escape thinking Fan Meizhong contribute, you may take into account the so-called Fan Meizhong the tremendous economic benefits of cheap brands is fundamental, however, return business to do business, but in any case can not hurt the Chinese people's thoughts and feelings and the mainstream values of the cost of the U.S. company can not exception!
users on the Internet have been proposed to escape once you become a teacher Fan Meizhong facts speak for Nike running shoes, Nike running will be firmly resisted in the country sales,nike shoes wholesale, I understand their feelings, hopes that the U.S. big companies to respect the feelings of the Chinese people speak revoke such boring, I hope you do not let everyone have a bad ulterior political association, and the current outrage in Japan's huge Chinese force of public opinion is not something to be optimistic about people singing a different tune things!
hereby declare: The unconfirmed news, laughable do not lose money!
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Beijing to promote the use of low sodium to prevent and control high blood pressure
2011 1.9, hairiness, deputy director of Beijing Municipal Health Bureau, introduced the World Health Organization recommends healthy adults daily salt intake should not exceed 6 grams. The health sector survey, Beijing daily average intake of salt was 13.4 grams, more than the standard more than doubled in rural areas is 16.5 grams. Too much salt is high blood pressure led to the important northern one of the reasons.
in accordance with the Beijing Municipal Government salt and gradually establish a scientific awareness, prevention and control of hypertension to raise the overall level of health, the city launched a 2010, the Beijing Municipal Committee, Beijing Municipal Health Bureau jointly launched in Beijing diabetes, coronary heart disease and other chronic diseases.
Beijing residents a high salt intake is hypertension, stroke and coronary heart disease one of the main causes. Reduce population salt intake to prevent and control high blood pressure, reduce coronary heart disease and stroke, an important measure that has been widely awareness.
sodium ions in the salt will enhance the surface tension of blood vessels, likely to cause blood flow to speed up the body, causing blood pressure. Low-sodium salt to iodized salt as raw materials, adding a certain amount of potassium chloride and magnesium sulfate to improve the body sodium (Na +), potassium (K +), magnesium (Mg2 +) equilibrium state, so help to prevent low-sodium high blood pressure, protect the heart and brain blood vessels.
In addition, low sodium in the sodium content than ordinary iodized salt, 35% lower to 40% of children with common salt is almost salty, but a lot less sodium will help prevent high blood pressure, protect the heart cerebral blood vessels, especially for the elderly and patients with high blood pressure, heart disease long-term use.
Beijing Municipal Commission of Commerce undertake activities to promote consumption of low sodium salt. Beijing Municipal Government in 2010 to be directly related to the people to do the important practical aspects of life, called for Beijing Municipal Commission of Commerce small package of salt, will receive the installation presented by the municipal government has 75 grams of low sodium salt and a spoon of salt 2 grams quantitative tons); salt monopoly enterprises to 100% of the market supply of qualified iodized salt.
present, the salt Salt Beijing promotion company has installed 475 grams of low sodium salt products wholesale distribution to the various companies and 28 large supermarket chains to promote sales of low sodium salt as the main channel. Now, in the city some large supermarkets and convenience stores are equipped with low-sodium unified design sales counters, where the public can buy 475 grams of low sodium products installed. Meanwhile, the Beijing Municipal Health Bureau launched a publicity about science of salt to enhance public awareness of low sodium salt.
the use of low sodium no special requirements. Low-sodium and other developed countries and regions in Europe and America have been used for many years in the use of low sodium salt and ordinary salt while the same.
In fact, this is all psychological and lifestyle issues. As long as we use low-sodium, good for the body. We hope that the public health for themselves and their families actively choose low sodium. People with kidney disease are advised not to use low sodium salt. (Jiaoshu Fang Zhang is in particular)
in accordance with the Beijing Municipal Government salt and gradually establish a scientific awareness, prevention and control of hypertension to raise the overall level of health, the city launched a 2010, the Beijing Municipal Committee, Beijing Municipal Health Bureau jointly launched in Beijing diabetes, coronary heart disease and other chronic diseases.
Beijing residents a high salt intake is hypertension, stroke and coronary heart disease one of the main causes. Reduce population salt intake to prevent and control high blood pressure, reduce coronary heart disease and stroke, an important measure that has been widely awareness.
sodium ions in the salt will enhance the surface tension of blood vessels, likely to cause blood flow to speed up the body, causing blood pressure. Low-sodium salt to iodized salt as raw materials, adding a certain amount of potassium chloride and magnesium sulfate to improve the body sodium (Na +), potassium (K +), magnesium (Mg2 +) equilibrium state, so help to prevent low-sodium high blood pressure, protect the heart and brain blood vessels.
In addition, low sodium in the sodium content than ordinary iodized salt, 35% lower to 40% of children with common salt is almost salty, but a lot less sodium will help prevent high blood pressure, protect the heart cerebral blood vessels, especially for the elderly and patients with high blood pressure, heart disease long-term use.
Beijing Municipal Commission of Commerce undertake activities to promote consumption of low sodium salt. Beijing Municipal Government in 2010 to be directly related to the people to do the important practical aspects of life, called for Beijing Municipal Commission of Commerce small package of salt, will receive the installation presented by the municipal government has 75 grams of low sodium salt and a spoon of salt 2 grams quantitative tons); salt monopoly enterprises to 100% of the market supply of qualified iodized salt.
present, the salt Salt Beijing promotion company has installed 475 grams of low sodium salt products wholesale distribution to the various companies and 28 large supermarket chains to promote sales of low sodium salt as the main channel. Now, in the city some large supermarkets and convenience stores are equipped with low-sodium unified design sales counters, where the public can buy 475 grams of low sodium products installed. Meanwhile, the Beijing Municipal Health Bureau launched a publicity about science of salt to enhance public awareness of low sodium salt.
the use of low sodium no special requirements. Low-sodium and other developed countries and regions in Europe and America have been used for many years in the use of low sodium salt and ordinary salt while the same.
In fact, this is all psychological and lifestyle issues. As long as we use low-sodium, good for the body. We hope that the public health for themselves and their families actively choose low sodium. People with kidney disease are advised not to use low sodium salt. (Jiaoshu Fang Zhang is in particular)
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Excessive eating and drinking and entertainment end of the year Shang Wei Ji-Kai _ sad
Ancient people attach importance to capsule into the stomach, gastrointestinal disease, fatty liver, alcoholic liver, cardiovascular disease incidence in China is not only increased, and the trend of increasingly getting younger and younger, mainly with the kidney, but also hurt the , are suffering from atherosclerosis risk factors, and atherosclerosis in patients suffering from coronary heart disease, myocardial infarction, stroke and other disease that is several times higher than average risk. In addition, alcohol makes the risk of these diseases increased 3 times. if coupled with smoking, the risk will once again stack 3 times.
2, gastrointestinal tract disease. In the morning rush, simply do not eat breakfast, lunch busy with work, make do with a snack lunch and evening busy socializing, ate a pass Hu Hesse, irregular meals, eating without Jie Du, but also in more and more young people suffering from alarming is that the high uric acid is a precursor to gout, previously mostly elderly patients with gout, there are now many young people are 30-year-old high uric acid was found in physical examination.
4, diabetes, hyperlipidemia psychosis unsolicited.
eat hors d'oeuvres to fill his stomach is always entertaining about having dinner appetizers, inevitably over-fatty food intake. In fact, fasting can be entertaining to eat some small snacks Tiandu Zi appropriate, to avoid due to excessive lead to excessive consumption of fatty hungry. In addition, you can also eat some dinner before tapas, such as peanuts, cucumbers, potatoes are not high heat of silk and other foods, pad pad stomach. or a meal to drink some water, tea can also be appropriate to add some feeling of satiety. in entertainment to eat some vegetables in the food, avoiding crabs, animal offal, and foods high in cholesterol.
weekend entertainment and more meat and more vegetarian
the so-called balanced diet, not necessarily be accurate in a day, can a weekly. Specifically, entertaining about having to eat more than two-day weekend at home to eat vegetables specifically; flour and rice when you eat a lot of entertainment on weekends to do on their own Cereal porridge, corn bread, sweet potato to eat.
concentrated taste of food try to eat less food restaurants in order to flavor and color, often add a lot of oil and salt. So, entertainment is family, do not eat as much as possible the food taste too strong, do not eat pickled food, try to choose light, fresh food.
drinking alcohol as much as possible try not to drink red wine, white wine, red wine can be replaced. After all, the low degree of red wine a little bit more to drink, you will not be drunk. drinkers, it is best not work too hard, do not drink wine anxious, because drinking too fast will increase the burden on the liver. avoid drinking empty stomach, be sure to get something to eat pad pad the stomach before you start drinking. in drinking at the same time, do not use salted fish, sausages, bacon drinks, these foods contain a lot of pigment and nitrosamines, and alcohol react not only to liver injury, and damage to oral and esophageal mucosa, even cause cancer. entertainment choice inevitably would be best to drink red wine.
many stairs to walk
the most important is that in the control diet at the same time, in order to more people, the best to play the weekend to play a run, usually if it is too busy, it may reduce the time in cars, can take the stairs not the elevator, the car can not walk.
tea immediately after a meal may Women who eat too much, causing anemia, easy to face the old Important: vigilance false information bloggers winning large public opinion survey carried out in the hot tea immediately after a meal may cause anemia old woman easy to eat too much
2, gastrointestinal tract disease. In the morning rush, simply do not eat breakfast, lunch busy with work, make do with a snack lunch and evening busy socializing, ate a pass Hu Hesse, irregular meals, eating without Jie Du, but also in more and more young people suffering from alarming is that the high uric acid is a precursor to gout, previously mostly elderly patients with gout, there are now many young people are 30-year-old high uric acid was found in physical examination.
4, diabetes, hyperlipidemia psychosis unsolicited.
eat hors d'oeuvres to fill his stomach is always entertaining about having dinner appetizers, inevitably over-fatty food intake. In fact, fasting can be entertaining to eat some small snacks Tiandu Zi appropriate, to avoid due to excessive lead to excessive consumption of fatty hungry. In addition, you can also eat some dinner before tapas, such as peanuts, cucumbers, potatoes are not high heat of silk and other foods, pad pad stomach. or a meal to drink some water, tea can also be appropriate to add some feeling of satiety. in entertainment to eat some vegetables in the food, avoiding crabs, animal offal, and foods high in cholesterol.
weekend entertainment and more meat and more vegetarian
the so-called balanced diet, not necessarily be accurate in a day, can a weekly. Specifically, entertaining about having to eat more than two-day weekend at home to eat vegetables specifically; flour and rice when you eat a lot of entertainment on weekends to do on their own Cereal porridge, corn bread, sweet potato to eat.
concentrated taste of food try to eat less food restaurants in order to flavor and color, often add a lot of oil and salt. So, entertainment is family, do not eat as much as possible the food taste too strong, do not eat pickled food, try to choose light, fresh food.
drinking alcohol as much as possible try not to drink red wine, white wine, red wine can be replaced. After all, the low degree of red wine a little bit more to drink, you will not be drunk. drinkers, it is best not work too hard, do not drink wine anxious, because drinking too fast will increase the burden on the liver. avoid drinking empty stomach, be sure to get something to eat pad pad the stomach before you start drinking. in drinking at the same time, do not use salted fish, sausages, bacon drinks, these foods contain a lot of pigment and nitrosamines, and alcohol react not only to liver injury, and damage to oral and esophageal mucosa, even cause cancer. entertainment choice inevitably would be best to drink red wine.
many stairs to walk
the most important is that in the control diet at the same time, in order to more people, the best to play the weekend to play a run, usually if it is too busy, it may reduce the time in cars, can take the stairs not the elevator, the car can not walk.
tea immediately after a meal may Women who eat too much, causing anemia, easy to face the old Important: vigilance false information bloggers winning large public opinion survey carried out in the hot tea immediately after a meal may cause anemia old woman easy to eat too much
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Stroll unconsciously blossom for many years
Not for a long time, Ouyang Star arrived at a small pub in front of the wine gourd empty soon, so he dismounted and walked into the tavern. Boy came up to say hello right away: are on a good Nver, keep warm, you do not try to point? 20-year-old age, dressed, everyone is holding a two-edged sword hand. just listen to one of them said: searching out teacher, Enhancing martial arts master and then take revenge for it. the individual, we have to fight to the bitter with the big evil, even death are also considered from the master of the grace of our upbringing. choose not to, but I'm going, even if I died, had admitted. not giving out the door in the martial arts, but the leaves are regarded as unique sword, and the leaves are also counted on the dart is the number of martial arts was the hidden weapon in the effort. Ouyang Star Guanqiao two young people looked up and asked: ; two Shaoxia, decrepit leaves the door just heard something went wrong, please tell in detail or two, old and useless and leaves the door had side of the edge head, I do not know whether it well? launched into a chair directly under the falls firmly in front of two young men, which turns out to be unmatched hand dodge martial arts. The two young men looked, could not help shaking up, and saw a man pulls out a sword, tip is more than shaking. Ouyang Star said: How dare you address him by name taboo family division, to see the sword!!!
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Golden Section is to force a city submitted a map with the truth
Branch of the city received a room, and answered the room is of course what most concerned about whether the quality of the house clearance, whether they have met the standard room then, in general accordance with the usual standards, the delivery of housing, need to be acceptance of the following aspects: first, All external finishes, including a balcony, facing the outer rain cover design document should be completed renovation. Second, the public area, public facilities, a variety of channels (a, row, rain, warm, heat), electrical equipment ( distribution box, cabinet, plate, sockets, switches, lamps, etc.) and so should be all the decoration design document completed in accordance with the provisions of various tests to complete the project. Third, the various channels should be carried out with water, pressure test, through ball test and commissioning of thermal heating inspection. Fourth, the roofing project for water storage, water spray test. Fifth, the door of each room within the use of prefabricated floor or roof Slab should be no plaster, leveling with a putty, to dense slab, no cracks, then rub the smooth error-free units, surface roughness, color and basic uniform, straight line angle. within the room doors should be grass-roots ground concrete surface roughness, compaction, to stick Results strong, no cracks. Sixth, there is room on the ground water requirements should be strictly in accordance with the waterproof layer, protective layer of the architectural requirements for planning, water storage in the acceptance test should be carried out twice, so that no leakage. Seventh, floor drain slope with the pan of water meet the design requirements, to not fall in pan of water, tight junction smooth, no leakage. Finally, a variety of grass-roots level concrete floor room, you should consider re-fitting the high degree of reserve size requirements.
the We arrived at the scene, Golden Section, accompanied by property management personnel have a professional home inspector to go inside the house, one by one our questions are answered, very patient, but also the question for us on record, saying that will give us an answer , the home inspection takes about half an hour or so, basically, there is no problems inside the house, basically happy, just do not know when the time came to live, Golden Section, as such property management professionals will be patient and meticulous to our service!
satisfied if the home inspection, the signature on the OK, and if there are problems, GreenTech
professionals will record on file, the characters on the map, we can not flesh Oh! later living came to all the neighborhood!
the We arrived at the scene, Golden Section, accompanied by property management personnel have a professional home inspector to go inside the house, one by one our questions are answered, very patient, but also the question for us on record, saying that will give us an answer , the home inspection takes about half an hour or so, basically, there is no problems inside the house, basically happy, just do not know when the time came to live, Golden Section, as such property management professionals will be patient and meticulous to our service!
satisfied if the home inspection, the signature on the OK, and if there are problems, GreenTech
professionals will record on file, the characters on the map, we can not flesh Oh! later living came to all the neighborhood!
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
2010 wedding ring to force the most popular fashion
But you that when he proposed to you, or you are considering proposing to the love a person, a ring on behalf of the eternal witness to this moment is the best items; wedding ring on the exchange time, when the oath a covenant of life, bright shining diamond ring on the finger, into the patron saint of happiness, love the wedding ring While this condensation of the long-term wear, how much the wish of lovers. wedding ring eternal significance, but the wedding ring the trend is always changing, through the introduction of major brand wedding ring, we can easily find all the past two years have return to the simple wedding ring design and elegant style, simple, romantic style popular in order to highlight the classic and timeless love. Here Chen Xiao Bian Wuhai wedding just like MM and see it ~
Cartier Trinity Cartier Love III, the new series of multi-color diamond ring, respectively, with three-color gold ring symbolizes love, friendship and loyalty, simple The ring design is full of a sense of space, bright colors, smooth lines. encrusted platinum diamond ring dazzling new dimension to self-contained, as if the moon and stars, the reciprocating revolution, endless memories, flowing from the fingertips on the heart. < br> Van Cleef & Arpels Van Cleef & Arpels
which restrained the platinum wedding ring with diamonds Jin Guangze and bright light as a symbol of perfect marriage, precious platinum texture, mounted to the main diamond single and dressed to close Diamond, the achievements of each sweet dream of love.
BVLGARI Bulgari diamonds
will flash embedded in pure platinum on top, will be condensed as the eternal romantic moments. engagement ring series, the main single Diamond or precious platinum firmly embedded in the above, or assisted by a number of pieces of diamond rings inlaid around. wedding ring simple and clear shapes, whether or winding chic, are increasingly against the background of platinum highlights the attractive lines, adding to the endless elegance and charm.
Tiffany Tiffany
start from the mid-nineteenth century, the classic six-claw platinum inlaid rings engagement ring has become an irreplaceable symbol. Tiffany diamond ring platinum single, with its sparkle , innovative design and classic style, commitment to a life of eternal happiness.
Chaumet still the United States
Chaumet Premiers Liens series of carefully selected, with bright, simple style, a unique crossover design symbolizes the love of buttons close and lingering, smooth yet detailed, revealing the elegant fashion, the royal succession Chaumet unique origin, so Premiers Liens diamond ring for you put a lifetime of happiness.
Gucci
Gucci familiar with single diamond engagement platinum rings and platinum wedding ring has always been the perfect symbol of eternal love, so wedding rings platinum series platinum inlaid with precious diamonds dazzling interpretation of the concept. to clear the edges or soft lines, the stimulation of the heart unique tenderness.
Cartier Trinity Cartier Love III, the new series of multi-color diamond ring, respectively, with three-color gold ring symbolizes love, friendship and loyalty, simple The ring design is full of a sense of space, bright colors, smooth lines. encrusted platinum diamond ring dazzling new dimension to self-contained, as if the moon and stars, the reciprocating revolution, endless memories, flowing from the fingertips on the heart. < br> Van Cleef & Arpels Van Cleef & Arpels
which restrained the platinum wedding ring with diamonds Jin Guangze and bright light as a symbol of perfect marriage, precious platinum texture, mounted to the main diamond single and dressed to close Diamond, the achievements of each sweet dream of love.
BVLGARI Bulgari diamonds
will flash embedded in pure platinum on top, will be condensed as the eternal romantic moments. engagement ring series, the main single Diamond or precious platinum firmly embedded in the above, or assisted by a number of pieces of diamond rings inlaid around. wedding ring simple and clear shapes, whether or winding chic, are increasingly against the background of platinum highlights the attractive lines, adding to the endless elegance and charm.
Tiffany Tiffany
start from the mid-nineteenth century, the classic six-claw platinum inlaid rings engagement ring has become an irreplaceable symbol. Tiffany diamond ring platinum single, with its sparkle , innovative design and classic style, commitment to a life of eternal happiness.
Chaumet still the United States
Chaumet Premiers Liens series of carefully selected, with bright, simple style, a unique crossover design symbolizes the love of buttons close and lingering, smooth yet detailed, revealing the elegant fashion, the royal succession Chaumet unique origin, so Premiers Liens diamond ring for you put a lifetime of happiness.
Gucci
Gucci familiar with single diamond engagement platinum rings and platinum wedding ring has always been the perfect symbol of eternal love, so wedding rings platinum series platinum inlaid with precious diamonds dazzling interpretation of the concept. to clear the edges or soft lines, the stimulation of the heart unique tenderness.
Monday, January 3, 2011
The joke makes you shiver
1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes, crushed tomatoes, pointing to be laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: you guess, how? results put the wolf eat the lamb.
4. stones and cake fight, took a kick rocks into the sea hhhh cake once scored a pair of lovers private set for life, but the boys required military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate, she is thrown into the sea, the diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so they forever to shame. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!!
5. dumplings are boys or girls because the dumplings are the answer boys foreskin < br> 6. are called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird every day through a corn field he is very unfortunate, but one day a fire broke out patch of corn all the corn have become a little bird flew past the popcorn after hh that snow, cold in death h
9. What, you may want reunification of Taiwan? to buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Abo nothing Internet chat channel Age does creep up.
Antony: br> Antony: years. There is a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the expedition to find a lot of water! Lovelorn, I advised her: child ah? do not say hello?? (assuming they can speak) because hhhhhhhh hhhhhh .. because they are not familiar with
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? answer: pressure it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: to electrocution you!!! girls do not wear a bra place. Wang Xiaoya live interview on a show the audience and asked, )
20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice hhhhhhhhhh because the floor slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results have been playing staff out, but left alone the lamb inside the shop, may I ask why? 24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results of the glass hit by a car, coffee cup was all right, I ask why? coffee cup with ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. my hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; the second is black; third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty Ryoko bamboo, tall trees Mary Asia, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is one they carry me through another lonely night ; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when I was their spirit HIGH whom it ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, : idol called Chang I called it! Ying Ying bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh saying 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together. Beibei: We say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me look back to childhood!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ) strategy! Qin (food) What color is dung? answer: yellow because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man to jump off the roof h. h. From the results of twenty became a h. . die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. There was once a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. people who are the ancestors of peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (in thousands) < br> 35. Zhang Fei: Weapons hh which stay was about to write this diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time has finally not find a book to go in closing. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss. boss with a very low voice, said: Oh so expensive, but I only take 50 out. The voice said: . desk, even the windows were open, wind blowing from page to page diary hh quickly blown open when the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind KB's happened hh saw which stay screamed as he saw the last page reads: (Please pull down). hhhhh .. then pull h.... continue to widen h. fast, then pull that h can, eventually, pull a little bit of h.... mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnuts on the road to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah! a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help the passers-by walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, walk away a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah! a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet another tadpole, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! married a hawthorn walking in the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah! a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn road walk, walk the walk suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah! a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a way to go in the dumplings, I walked suddenly said I really want to be pack ah! a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach walking on the street, walked a sudden, I strongly ah ! a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Dinga! an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still to lying online ah! a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, met the bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us played eagle bear ah! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, walk walking suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, turned out to be electric saw to open the door just about finished blanket will be back, I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said: Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese people want to mine work. boss is American, he was German, said: people, he said: . Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, loudly called down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: ;
42. there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head of hh h
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand Mei said: red right hand, said: Oh , You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica it? because they're cold h..
45. There is a selling dumplings no snack bar business, so she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, and then sold that business will be good, but asked their home Such people do not eat dumplings, otherwise there will be KB's going to happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she look for remains. The next day her son to take lunch, but could not find So he went to the refrigerator to find a look and found a lunch box he thought was his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened a run at noon under the hop in the morning Why dumplings immediately obvious that the 10 becomes 5, he tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the! know why? because the dumplings stick the lid on the.
46. a plumber to apply for a job foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h.. After a minute h. foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h. . where you have to work? workers: sub-foreman forest hh: hh I have only heard over the Sahara �� 2 hhhhh .. Workers: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I really stepped blind dog feces would marry you. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a pair of lovers private set for life, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised today, after three years and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the message, his broken heart, despair, the ring thrown into the sea, three days after , the boat. boys to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite, a bite of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw??? ?????< br> Fish bones
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, he announced: . to Apple. only the horses! it Paozhuopaozhe fell into the sea. Therefore, it becomes a to the river. Later, he became However, making him appear a good few black stripes. a result, it becomes ; iron railings. , a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say:
52. One day, his girlfriend broke up with green beans .. he has been crying crying crying .... very sad ... the result ... he ... made ... bud ... the. ..
53. One day, cook your stools black stool to see the lump of white, black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! He said: are not stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h. Then the sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu to put him to eat but then the cat ate the mouse been h .. Why??? because the tiger could not tell silly mouse
55. a software company are looking for on this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out a paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, says: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language. So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully playing an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to the front in charge of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once dating brother brother suddenly fall in love today any connection with the electric toothbrush to toothpaste sister had a new neighbor: stylish Oh ~ ~ What is your name a date with me now ~ taste. snake said: blush. Rose and there is a place to self-cut flowers, buy cheap and beautiful self-roses, the occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her, and received the flowers he sent her look of total pleasure is inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, do not have to dual of the number of flowers, and ten representatives of florid really rose touching it! But she still hopes to hear him personally say, I asked eleven she rose on behalf of what he had only prevaricate. he was up to ask the flower eleven roses florid, flower growers, said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers! flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric, why do you put all eleven of each flower? he doubts asked, flower growers, said: buy ten get one because hhh ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked away, and saw a line of elderly people there are very the familiar, like his father Joseph, but he was not sure ~ ~ Then he decided to talk over with him. name is Joseph. He looked surprised, said: tears, looking at Jesus said: I see you, ah h Marionette
~~~must be also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers; the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh Tinker Bell into a. sources, because this song has a little-known story behind the h this Long is more ugly. and therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel so unwilling to see the jade h, while gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her only because of h When was the ugly as a contagious plague. The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h on the sad end of the fifth about the age when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room within
. In this way, until the body long hair from the waist to the floor, changed from white to dark red dress, was the mother of his mother found h Seeing cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she will embrace everything to your preference second daughter's fault. In this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, still hold the baby before he died, as if the think they will go along with her daughter a thing in her daughter's succession hh Under the plain gradually died. but always at night when the crows crow, came the faint sound of h! where the sound came, it was hanging between mother and child. And are they the only things inside the house, only that white face smiling doll! to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the cat face (the cat as the mascot of Japan), but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine the daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face and mouth this way, doll house placed in the Department spent over a hundred years h.. and for the country's policy in the lock after a series of wars, the massacre of a northern village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all, it is so, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, was was removed in this nearly sold last year around the doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of the faces of dolls to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country. But it is only collection of ordinary people Because of its agreeable appearance. This is such a sad story of a doll, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h.
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago China, friend scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play a game together this afternoon to go home, I walked out of h stone noticed a street lamp, on a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp he picked up the curious up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp suddenly cropped up in white smoke white smoke slowly slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon .. but dry, a bit of malnutrition he spoke: Who let me out? A Oh?? not have three up?? all have three adult? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. cough a few times, respectively, the three men who they spit a mouthful of saliva is three white smoke began to gradually rolled down, the dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic until the white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h, scissors or scissors, is no longer the only cloth fabric, cloth had successfully turned human! in a time of joy the two worry, just someone passing by here to see this scene, put him down to the record, this one is Mencius. He wrote: hhhhh. cloth successful, become a person. and then handed down to posterity remark, also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died, because public memorial, so the body freeze up with ice, and other public memorial's When you come out again. just the time the weather was very hot, there are drops of water after thawing in the body, seen in the next grandson, very tense shouting: replied: The man thought for a moment wish you h h h heard that cats have nine Mania 9 Mania you gave me .. it said .. God
slightly h. your wish come true one day, that person is free, want to die a death of boredom forget h h Mania Well anyway, 9 h. The results lay a train on the tracks open past the man was dead h. h Why is this?
for that station for the train The car has 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: Twenty years have also felt KB. When a red light. pol.ice side to see her looking at the traffic red light, green light red light changing h or parked in the road, motionless. Then the young lady traffic police came to ask: color do you like? h. feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends that she had recently with a man walking close to I can not believe do not want to believe because of h.. hh I really like her, but h.. the day I actually saw in the street She his holding hands with another very close instant laugh broke my heart hh hh. After I did find out that he h turned out to be medical students at home has opened a large hospital my third-rate university students A ratio on which hh .. I've been awake the past few days, or wanted to revive the feelings between us h.. I think for a long time decided to send her an apple a day, because I firmly believe that doctor away. point, we can listen to understand! Highway run into bad luck police rummage h h Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning. police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery to give him a ticket for 1 h says. not wearing a seatbelt 2. 3 driving without a license . speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ coffee diet: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc h
practice: 1, drink 500cc of water. 2 h. spilled the beans,
out one to pick up. three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back. life like stool, how are the appearance of tension, but not the same every time and life is like h. stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features! Life is like a stool, you never know, will pull What the stuff that life is like a stool .., how you want the results, how should first planted. Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts .. Life is like a fart stool, even if embellishment more beautiful, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. So, as we often say, their lives.
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have a potential homosexual tendencies !! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day a Girls High School physics teacher in a class on sick leave, 40 are female students who take classes will be looking forward to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher, a female classmate with a provocative phrase, said: Can we do school teachers , play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent child, said: ~ ~ Dear students good books away and examination now!
74. One day, his sister cried and ran back cockroach cockroaches father asked .. : .
3. wolf said: you guess, how? results put the wolf eat the lamb.
4. stones and cake fight, took a kick rocks into the sea hhhh cake once scored a pair of lovers private set for life, but the boys required military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate, she is thrown into the sea, the diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so they forever to shame. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!!
5. dumplings are boys or girls because the dumplings are the answer boys foreskin < br> 6. are called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird every day through a corn field he is very unfortunate, but one day a fire broke out patch of corn all the corn have become a little bird flew past the popcorn after hh that snow, cold in death h
9. What, you may want reunification of Taiwan? to buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Abo nothing Internet chat channel Age does creep up.
Antony: br> Antony: years. There is a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the expedition to find a lot of water! Lovelorn, I advised her: child ah? do not say hello?? (assuming they can speak) because hhhhhhhh hhhhhh .. because they are not familiar with
ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? answer: pressure it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: to electrocution you!!! girls do not wear a bra place. Wang Xiaoya live interview on a show the audience and asked, )
20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice hhhhhhhhhh because the floor slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results have been playing staff out, but left alone the lamb inside the shop, may I ask why? 24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results of the glass hit by a car, coffee cup was all right, I ask why? coffee cup with ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. my hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; the second is black; third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty Ryoko bamboo, tall trees Mary Asia, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is one they carry me through another lonely night ; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; in my state do not feel depressed when I was their spirit HIGH whom it ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, : idol called Chang I called it! Ying Ying bass to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh saying 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together. Beibei: We say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me look back to childhood!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ) strategy! Qin (food) What color is dung? answer: yellow because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man to jump off the roof h. h. From the results of twenty became a h. . die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. There was once a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. people who are the ancestors of peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (in thousands) < br> 35. Zhang Fei: Weapons hh which stay was about to write this diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time has finally not find a book to go in closing. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss. boss with a very low voice, said: Oh so expensive, but I only take 50 out. The voice said: . desk, even the windows were open, wind blowing from page to page diary hh quickly blown open when the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind KB's happened hh saw which stay screamed as he saw the last page reads: (Please pull down). hhhhh .. then pull h.... continue to widen h. fast, then pull that h can, eventually, pull a little bit of h.... mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnuts on the road to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah! a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help the passers-by walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, walk away a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah! a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet another tadpole, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! married a hawthorn walking in the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah! a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn road walk, walk the walk suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah! a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a way to go in the dumplings, I walked suddenly said I really want to be pack ah! a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach walking on the street, walked a sudden, I strongly ah ! a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Dinga! an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still to lying online ah! a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, met the bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us played eagle bear ah! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, walk walking suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, turned out to be electric saw to open the door just about finished blanket will be back, I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said: Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese people want to mine work. boss is American, he was German, said: people, he said: . Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, loudly called down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: ;
42. there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head of hh h
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand Mei said: red right hand, said: Oh , You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica it? because they're cold h..
45. There is a selling dumplings no snack bar business, so she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, and then sold that business will be good, but asked their home Such people do not eat dumplings, otherwise there will be KB's going to happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she look for remains. The next day her son to take lunch, but could not find So he went to the refrigerator to find a look and found a lunch box he thought was his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened a run at noon under the hop in the morning Why dumplings immediately obvious that the 10 becomes 5, he tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the! know why? because the dumplings stick the lid on the.
46. a plumber to apply for a job foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h.. After a minute h. foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h. . where you have to work? workers: sub-foreman forest hh: hh I have only heard over the Sahara �� 2 hhhhh .. Workers: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I really stepped blind dog feces would marry you. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a pair of lovers private set for life, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised today, after three years and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the message, his broken heart, despair, the ring thrown into the sea, three days after , the boat. boys to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite, a bite of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw??? ?????< br> Fish bones
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, he announced: . to Apple. only the horses! it Paozhuopaozhe fell into the sea. Therefore, it becomes a to the river. Later, he became However, making him appear a good few black stripes. a result, it becomes ; iron railings. , a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say:
52. One day, his girlfriend broke up with green beans .. he has been crying crying crying .... very sad ... the result ... he ... made ... bud ... the. ..
53. One day, cook your stools black stool to see the lump of white, black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! He said: are not stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h. Then the sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu to put him to eat but then the cat ate the mouse been h .. Why??? because the tiger could not tell silly mouse
55. a software company are looking for on this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out a paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, says: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language. So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully playing an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to the front in charge of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once dating brother brother suddenly fall in love today any connection with the electric toothbrush to toothpaste sister had a new neighbor: stylish Oh ~ ~ What is your name a date with me now ~ taste. snake said: blush. Rose and there is a place to self-cut flowers, buy cheap and beautiful self-roses, the occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her, and received the flowers he sent her look of total pleasure is inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, do not have to dual of the number of flowers, and ten representatives of florid really rose touching it! But she still hopes to hear him personally say, I asked eleven she rose on behalf of what he had only prevaricate. he was up to ask the flower eleven roses florid, flower growers, said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers! flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric, why do you put all eleven of each flower? he doubts asked, flower growers, said: buy ten get one because hhh ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked away, and saw a line of elderly people there are very the familiar, like his father Joseph, but he was not sure ~ ~ Then he decided to talk over with him. name is Joseph. He looked surprised, said: tears, looking at Jesus said: I see you, ah h Marionette
~~~must be also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers; the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh Tinker Bell into a. sources, because this song has a little-known story behind the h this Long is more ugly. and therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel so unwilling to see the jade h, while gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her only because of h When was the ugly as a contagious plague. The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h on the sad end of the fifth about the age when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room within
. In this way, until the body long hair from the waist to the floor, changed from white to dark red dress, was the mother of his mother found h Seeing cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she will embrace everything to your preference second daughter's fault. In this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, still hold the baby before he died, as if the think they will go along with her daughter a thing in her daughter's succession hh Under the plain gradually died. but always at night when the crows crow, came the faint sound of h! where the sound came, it was hanging between mother and child. And are they the only things inside the house, only that white face smiling doll! to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the cat face (the cat as the mascot of Japan), but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine the daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face and mouth this way, doll house placed in the Department spent over a hundred years h.. and for the country's policy in the lock after a series of wars, the massacre of a northern village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all, it is so, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, was was removed in this nearly sold last year around the doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of the faces of dolls to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country. But it is only collection of ordinary people Because of its agreeable appearance. This is such a sad story of a doll, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h.
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago China, friend scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play a game together this afternoon to go home, I walked out of h stone noticed a street lamp, on a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp he picked up the curious up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp suddenly cropped up in white smoke white smoke slowly slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon .. but dry, a bit of malnutrition he spoke: Who let me out? A Oh?? not have three up?? all have three adult? We have tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. cough a few times, respectively, the three men who they spit a mouthful of saliva is three white smoke began to gradually rolled down, the dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic until the white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h, scissors or scissors, is no longer the only cloth fabric, cloth had successfully turned human! in a time of joy the two worry, just someone passing by here to see this scene, put him down to the record, this one is Mencius. He wrote: hhhhh. cloth successful, become a person. and then handed down to posterity remark, also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died, because public memorial, so the body freeze up with ice, and other public memorial's When you come out again. just the time the weather was very hot, there are drops of water after thawing in the body, seen in the next grandson, very tense shouting: replied: The man thought for a moment wish you h h h heard that cats have nine Mania 9 Mania you gave me .. it said .. God
slightly h. your wish come true one day, that person is free, want to die a death of boredom forget h h Mania Well anyway, 9 h. The results lay a train on the tracks open past the man was dead h. h Why is this?
for that station for the train The car has 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: Twenty years have also felt KB. When a red light. pol.ice side to see her looking at the traffic red light, green light red light changing h or parked in the road, motionless. Then the young lady traffic police came to ask: color do you like? h. feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends that she had recently with a man walking close to I can not believe do not want to believe because of h.. hh I really like her, but h.. the day I actually saw in the street She his holding hands with another very close instant laugh broke my heart hh hh. After I did find out that he h turned out to be medical students at home has opened a large hospital my third-rate university students A ratio on which hh .. I've been awake the past few days, or wanted to revive the feelings between us h.. I think for a long time decided to send her an apple a day, because I firmly believe that doctor away. point, we can listen to understand! Highway run into bad luck police rummage h h Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning. police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery to give him a ticket for 1 h says. not wearing a seatbelt 2. 3 driving without a license . speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ coffee diet: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc h
practice: 1, drink 500cc of water. 2 h. spilled the beans,
out one to pick up. three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back. life like stool, how are the appearance of tension, but not the same every time and life is like h. stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features! Life is like a stool, you never know, will pull What the stuff that life is like a stool .., how you want the results, how should first planted. Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts .. Life is like a fart stool, even if embellishment more beautiful, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. So, as we often say, their lives.
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have a potential homosexual tendencies !! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day a Girls High School physics teacher in a class on sick leave, 40 are female students who take classes will be looking forward to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher, a female classmate with a provocative phrase, said: Can we do school teachers , play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent child, said: ~ ~ Dear students good books away and examination now!
74. One day, his sister cried and ran back cockroach cockroaches father asked .. : .
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